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	<title>JohnBedard.com</title>
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	<pubDate>Fri, 04 Jul 2008 22:19:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>When will we just start executing militant&#160;muslims?</title>
		<link>http://www.johnbedard.com/2008/07/02/when-will-we-just-start-executing-militant-muslims/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 21:38:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[They are just too annoying to continue using our air. &#8216;Muslims outraged at police advert featuring cute puppy sitting in policeman&#8217;s hat&#8217;:
Tayside Police&#8217;s new non-emergency phone number has prompted complaints from members of the Islamic community.
The choice of image on the Tayside Police cards - a black dog sitting in a police officer&#8217;s hat - [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>They are just too annoying to continue using our air. <a href="http://richarddawkins.net/article,2806,n,n" class="external">&#8216;Muslims outraged at police advert featuring cute puppy sitting in policeman&#8217;s hat&#8217;</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>Tayside Police&#8217;s new non-emergency phone number has prompted complaints from members of the Islamic community.</p>
<p>The choice of image on the Tayside Police cards - a black dog sitting in a police officer&#8217;s hat - has now been raised with Chief Constable John Vine.</p>
<p>The advert has upset Muslims because dogs are considered ritually unclean and has sparked such anger that some shopkeepers in Dundee have refused to display the advert.</p>
<p>Dundee councillor Mohammed Asif said: &#8216;My concern was that it&#8217;s not welcomed by all communities, with the dog on the cards.</p>
<p>&#8216;It was probably a waste of resources going to these communities.</p>
<p>&#8216;They (the police) should have understood. Since then, the police have explained that it was an oversight on their part, and that if they&#8217;d seen it was going to cause upset they wouldn&#8217;t have done it.&#8217; </p></blockquote>
<p>I&#8217;ve got no tolerance for this kind of shit. And of course the police caved. They need to take a lesson from Australia: Conform or get out.</p>
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		<title>Don&#8217;t touch ME, Mr.&#160;Savior</title>
		<link>http://www.johnbedard.com/2008/07/02/precedent-for-pervs/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 15:56:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Ah, so THAT&#8217;S where those priests got THAT idea&#8230;

Creepy&#8230;
Design Inspiration Gallery - FAVEUP
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ah, so THAT&#8217;S where those priests got THAT idea&#8230;</p>
<p><img src="http://faveup.com/images/design-images/christiantab-giutog.jpg?1214970243" alt="Jesus likes to touch people." /></p>
<p>Creepy&#8230;</p>
<p><a href="http://faveup.com/design/4891" class="external">Design Inspiration Gallery - FAVEUP</a></p>
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		<title>Agnostic vs.&#160;Atheist</title>
		<link>http://www.johnbedard.com/2008/06/26/agnostic-vs-atheist/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jun 2008 03:45:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[ 
From Crackle: Penn Says-  Agnostic vs. Atheist

Interesting distinction. I like it.
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<p>From Crackle: <a href="http://crackle.com/c/Penn_Says/Penn_Says-_Agnostic_vs._Atheist/2317311/#ml=fc%3D52%26fp%3D1%26fx%3D" title="Penn Says-  Agnostic vs. Atheist" style="text-decoration:none;font-weight:bold;overflow:hidden;text-overflow:ellipsis;word-wrap:break-word;" class="external">Penn Says-  Agnostic vs. Atheist</a></div>
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<p>Interesting distinction. I like it.</p>
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		<title>Time to&#160;ReTire?</title>
		<link>http://www.johnbedard.com/2008/06/24/time-to-retire/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jun 2008 18:45:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[My latest thing to obsess about on my bike is whether I should replace my rear tire before or after (or Zod-forbid during) my trip to Seattle and British Columbia in July. Last year I posted that my odometer read 33931.6 miles when I put the current set of tires on. With my odometer currently [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My latest thing to obsess about on my bike is whether I should replace my rear tire before or after (or Zod-forbid <em>during</em>) my trip to Seattle and British Columbia in July. Last year I posted that <a href="http://www.johnbedard.com/2007/08/21/bike-log-startdate-20070821/">my odometer read 33931.6 miles</a> when I put the current set of tires on. With my odometer currently reading about 40250 right now, that means I have about 6318 miles on these tires. I usually get around 8-9000 miles per rear tire, and the upcoming trip is at least 1884 miles. It&#8217;s gonna be close. I&#8217;ll have to watch that rear tire like a hawk. And I&#8217;m not riding it very much between now and the trip.</p>
<p>The front is no problem. Typically it lasts 50% longer than the rear.</p>
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		<title>My House, My&#160;Rules</title>
		<link>http://www.johnbedard.com/2008/06/24/my-house-my-rules/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jun 2008 16:21:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[My mother is moving in.
The irony has not escaped me. This is the first time I&#8217;ve had anyone close (family, romantic interest, whatever) live with me under a roof I pay for. Last time I lived with anyone it was with her, over 10 years ago when I first moved back to Helena (that was [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My mother is moving in.</p>
<p>The irony has not escaped me. This is the first time I&#8217;ve had anyone close (family, romantic interest, whatever) live with me under a roof I pay for. Last time I lived with anyone it was with her, over 10 years ago when I first moved back to Helena (that was only for two months, hint, hint). I&#8217;m resisting the urge to create a bunch of rules, but there will definitely be boundaries. </p>
<p>She got a job in Helena and is in the process of moving back here from Great Falls. TEMPORARILY she will be staying with me, while she finds an apartment. I offered up my place because I feel the need to facilitate this change, for her sanity and mine. The job she just left was shit. Most of the people are shit (lawyers, duh). The upper level management is shit (bureaucrats, duh). The stress was insane. The new job should be stress free and is a little more money to boot. As a bonus, the new job is with a State organization so her pension and vacation surplus stay intact. </p>
<p>So, anybody know of a nice little 2 bedroom house or apartment in a quiet neighborhood?</p>
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		<title>I&#8217;m Evolving,&#160;Beeyotchs</title>
		<link>http://www.johnbedard.com/2008/06/23/im-evolving-beeyotchs/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jun 2008 17:13:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8216;Sarcasm Seen as Evolutionary Survival Skill&#8217; by Live Science
Sarcasm, then, is a verbal hammer that connects people in both a negative and positive way. We know that sense of humor is important to relationships; if someone doesn&#8217;t get your jokes, they aren&#8217;t likely to be your friend (or at least that&#8217;s my bottom line about [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://richarddawkins.net/article,2761,n,n" class="external">&#8216;Sarcasm Seen as Evolutionary Survival Skill&#8217; by Live Science</a></p>
<blockquote><p>Sarcasm, then, is a verbal hammer that connects people in both a negative and positive way. We know that sense of humor is important to relationships; if someone doesn&#8217;t get your jokes, they aren&#8217;t likely to be your friend (or at least that&#8217;s my bottom line about friendship). Sarcasm is simply humor&#8217;s dark side, and it would be just as disconcerting if a friend didn&#8217;t get your snide remarks. </p>
<p>It&#8217;s also easy to imagine how sarcasm might be selected over time as evolutionarily crucial. Imagine two ancient humans running across the savannah with a hungry lion in pursuit. One guy says to the other, &#8220;Are we having fun yet?&#8221; and the other just looks blank and stops to figure out what in the world his pal meant by that remark. End of friendship, end of one guy&#8217;s contribution to the future of the human gene pool. </p></blockquote>
<p>That&#8217;s right. I&#8217;m leaving y&#8217;all behind&#8230;</p>
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		<title>A Legend&#160;Passes</title>
		<link>http://www.johnbedard.com/2008/06/22/a-legend-passes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jun 2008 05:45:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Comedian George Carlin dies in Los Angeles at 71. His show in Helena a couple years ago may not have been his best work, but the man was a true legend of comedy.
Known for his edgy, provocative material, Carlin achieved status as an anti-Establishment icon in the 1970s with stand-up bits full of drug references [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080623/ts_nm/carlin_dc" class="external">Comedian George Carlin dies in Los Angeles at 71</a>. His show in Helena a couple years ago may not have been his best work, but the man was a true legend of comedy.</p>
<blockquote><p>Known for his edgy, provocative material, Carlin achieved status as an anti-Establishment icon in the 1970s with stand-up bits full of drug references and a routine called &#8220;Seven Words You Can Never Say On Television.&#8221;</p>
<p>Carlin&#8217;s comedic sensibility often came back to a central theme: humanity is doomed.</p>
<p>&#8220;I don&#8217;t have any beliefs or allegiances. I don&#8217;t believe in this country, I don&#8217;t believe in religion, or a god, and I don&#8217;t believe in all these man-made institutional ideas,&#8221; he told Reuters in a 2001 interview.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>This is&#160;Good.</title>
		<link>http://www.johnbedard.com/2008/06/18/this-is-good/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Jun 2008 20:41:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve been a big Firefox fan and supporter for a long time. Yesterday, Firefox 3 dropped and it is slick. Not all of the extensions I use have been upgraded to work with version 3 (yet), but most are non-critical. Version 2 was a pig and a memory hog, but this new version is smokin&#8217; [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve been a big Firefox fan and supporter for a long time. Yesterday, <a href="http://www.mozilla.com/en-US/firefox/" class="external">Firefox 3</a> dropped and it is slick. Not all of the extensions I use have been upgraded to work with version 3 (yet), but most are non-critical. Version 2 was a pig and a memory hog, but this new version is smokin&#8217; fast. Do yourself a favor and go get it.</p>
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		<title>I only have two decorations on my&#160;car&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.johnbedard.com/2008/06/18/i-only-have-two-decorations-on-my-car/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Jun 2008 19:14:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;but I have at least a 5 sticker road rage temper. Aggro Drivers More Likely To Have Bumper Stickers, Says Dude In Lab Coat (first heard on the Adam Carolla Radio Show, where I perked up after hearing my Alma Mater mentioned):
Psychologist William Szlemko of Colorado State University has been studying the aggressive-driving tendencies of [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8230;but I have at least a 5 sticker road rage temper. <a href="http://jalopnik.com/396428/aggro-drivers-more-likely-to-have-bumper-stickers-says-dude-in-lab-coat" class="external">Aggro Drivers More Likely To Have Bumper Stickers, Says Dude In Lab Coat</a> (first heard on the Adam Carolla Radio Show, where I perked up after hearing my Alma Mater mentioned):</p>
<blockquote><p>Psychologist William Szlemko of <strong>Colorado State University</strong> has been studying the aggressive-driving tendencies of those who personalize their cars with stickers, vanity plates, etc., and he claims that his study shows that the more personalized &#8220;territorial markers&#8221; on a car, the more aggressive its driver is likely to be.</p></blockquote>
<p>In another news article they said it doesn&#8217;t matter if the stickers are peaceful (&#8221;Visualize World Peace,&#8221; &#8220;Free Tibet,&#8221; et al), the results were the same.</p>
<p>I have a Triumph sticker that has seen the ice scraper one too many times, and an embossed fish with &#8220;N&#8217;CHIPS&#8221; in the center. </p>
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		<title>Fat Nerd&#8217;s&#160;Creed</title>
		<link>http://www.johnbedard.com/2008/06/14/fat-nerds-creed/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Jun 2008 14:59:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[If you haven&#8217;t played or at least seen Assassin&#8217;s Creed, you probably won&#8217;t find this the least bit entertaining, but I was friggin rolling&#8230;



Mega64: Assassin&#8217;s Creed
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you haven&#8217;t played or at least seen Assassin&#8217;s Creed, you probably won&#8217;t find this the least bit entertaining, but I was friggin rolling&#8230;</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20QBe43tyVM" class="external">Mega64: Assassin&#8217;s Creed</a></p>
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