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JAWS (The Villain, not the Shark)

My mouth is just chock full of metal. I had my Spring checkup a couple weeks ago and they found that another ancient filling had cracked on the upper left side, and a tooth on the upper right was chipped and acting as a “food catcher.” And catch food did it ever. I’ve been amazed at the chunks my floss had been pulling out of that hole.

I don’t know what the hell is going on. I haven’t changed my dental hygiene habits in years, and shit just be fallin’ out my mouth over the past year or so. Last April I had two fillings go bad, then last November I had two more go bad and had a new cavity to boot. I guess I gotta step it up in the bathroom.

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