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Germany or Florida?

There’s a bit they run occasionally on The Adam Carolla Show called “Germany or Florida.” One of the staff reads some wacked out news story and the host and sidekick(s) try to guess if it happened in Germany or Florida.

So here’s my version, with a few edits to hide the location. Answer after the jump.

The two men [...] had already tried a traditional recipe using their own blood.

But they were caught trying to recruit fellow servicemen and family members to ensure a constant flow of raw materials.

One of the soldiers posted pictures of himself on a popular [...] website siphoning off their blood and adding it to a recipe for the traditional [blood] sausage using onions, bacon, spices and breadcrumbs.

The incident only came to the attention of senior officers after one of their fellow soldiers reported the fact that he had been asked to donate some blood for the scheme.

The man is reported to have said: “I have been asked to give blood for sausage-making and I want to know if this is against regulations.”

Germany! I think that story is macabre even for Florida. I suppose the mere mention of blood sausage eliminates Florida, but you never know…

Airmen made sausages from their blood (via Dethroner)

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