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“A pessimist? That's a person who has been intimately acquainted with an optimist.”

co-worker

co-worker — The Devil’s Dictionary: “the cud-chewer in the next stall over on the old cube farm; alt spelling, cow-orker.”

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“Some times you feel like a nut, sometimes you don’t.”

“I don’t know if I’m proud or ashamed to live in Helena, MT.” The NuttyBuddy on MetaFilter. ::sigh::

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“Dress Your Dullard Child As A Crapper For Halloween”

Dress Your Dullard Child As A Crapper For Halloween - Consumerist

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I am SO upgrading my office arsenal

I wonder if Target has these in stock yet? Office Toys: Nerf N-Strike Longshot CS-6 Sniper Rifle.

Currently I have the small pistol on the left, as do most of the other Nerf warriors in the office: picture of three Nerf dart guns

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Nine Tips for Investing in Happiness

“9 Give it time. Surveys have found that reported happiness tends to be U-shaped through life, with folks becoming increasingly grumpy as they approach their 40s and then recovering from there.”

Really? With 40 looming large on the horizon I can say I was way more grouchy in my mid-20’s to early 30’s. That may be very hard for some of you to believe. If you think I’m grouchy now, you should have seen me 10-15 years ago.

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